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sub-literate

man, am I gonna sub-literate those working classes today.
by millerthegorilla January 29, 2009
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Beliterate

to be unaware when someone is belittling to you;
Poor guy, he's too beliterate to see that his girlfriend treats him like a doormat.
by gollygreen42 December 5, 2009
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Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012
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Eliberatobuss

Person 1: Who's that guy looking at the kids at the playground?
Person 2: I think it's an Eliberatobuss.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
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Literate Spam Guild

The Literate Spam Guild (LSG) of GaiaOnline is the largest guild of purely literate members, although due to internet memes, mostly from 4chan, the literacy rate has gone down slightly. The Captain of this guild is Anthropomorphic Bean Cake, with Ythan II (After his main account was perma-banned) as the Vice Captain. It was established Monday, May 30, 2005 at 9:37 PM Central Time.
Noob: i wnt 2 join the LSG!
Literate Spam Guild Member: NO WAY, NOOB.
by Dirtay Emo Bunny December 8, 2007
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cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
by Gloves January 9, 2008
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e-literate

that old guy is completely e-literate
by The Options June 26, 2008
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