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Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"
meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"
by Demosthenes March 10, 2005
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dirty emerson

Getting into a morph suit and have intercourse, then you take off the morph suit and insert it into a woman’s vagina until it’s all gone.
Dang got a little freaky performing a “dirty Emerson” on my girl last night
by ughgloomy April 12, 2020
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emerson king

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emerson junior senior high school

a school filled with a bunch of sexy people from the stinky and tiny town of emerson new jersey. all the students that attend the school either play sports, are in the play, debate, or even horse girls!! some furries too!! an amazing school to send your kid to if you love a shitty education system and seventeen year olds who think they are wolves and foxes! there have been a few movies made there as well. some of the teachers are cool but others are kinda smelly. ledge is one of the only acceptions
shawty: i love emerson junior senior high school
me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no
by stinky stinky oopsie May 1, 2020
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Emerson LaSalle

Emerson LaSalle -name- A fictional character of blogcruft, and the main character in the independent film PULP BOY.

HISTORY - Emerson LaSalle started out as an imaginary character that was a metaphor for the kind of writer that was just so bad that you couldn't help but like him. His fictional life and career was created through thousands of blog posts and comments through various websites and publications in an ever expanding MEME.

Eventually, the name was widely enough recognized that there was even a Wikipedia entry created for him. However, disgruntled Wiki editors fought fiercly to remove his reference, despite being updated to note that he was a character of fan-fiction. This in turn caused a surge in popularity (and infamy) for the character.
"That is a true LaSallism." Meaning: Something that is done half-assed with the belief that the effort was sufficient.

"In memory of the prolific Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: Sarcastic reference to anything that could be construed as a major failure, gratuitously violent or sexual, or cheesy in general.

"That is probably just another pseudoneme for Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: The name sounds fake.

"Oh man, I just got LaSalled" Meaning: Being shunned, or overlooked.
by Emerson LaSalle Fan February 27, 2009
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emersons dictionary

a book of all words that should never be said 'less they be turned into a pervy comment
"wow that thing is BIG!" "omg! emersons dictionary!!"
by kjhgd May 3, 2009
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Emerson

Not the 20th century, transcendentalist poet who changed his last name to his favorite word on Urban Dictionary
They were uncomfortable calling him Mr. Crossjostle, so his friends just called him Emerson.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013
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