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full solar eclipse

When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.
by MattC12 August 24, 2017
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Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.
Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021
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Brolar Eclipse

When a bro (male friend) inadvertently cock blocks you or another bro.
Matt: So I was talking to this girl and then (bro's name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

Raine: Thats rough dude, you should kill him.
Matt: Nah, he's a bro and it was an accident.
by SneakySpade March 23, 2010
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total eclipse of the heart

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.
Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
by Vanity Trash Reba December 28, 2005
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Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties
Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
by wallacj3 March 31, 2009
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solar eclipse

The solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (Best done in a dark room).
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.

The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.
Guy #1: Dude last night Nick pulled the Solar Eclipse on me when I went into my room.

Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.
by That Mike Kid January 10, 2009
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Total Eclipse of the Havarti

A burger that comes with havarti cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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