eberhardt

A real douche of a lady who has balls bigger than her father. She will drink a beer like the best of them but can't hold a dip to save her life. A real hard ass who shaves her chin so she can scratch her stubble on her victims.

That Eberhardt's a real bro.

by Ballsy April 18, 2018

Roger & Ebert Award

When a guy inserts 2 thumbs up a woman's asshole.

Mary enjoyed the Roger & Ebert award she received last night.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Pulling an Ebert

The act of losing ones jaw.

"Man, that bitch had me pulling an Ebert!"

"I was pulling an Ebert throughout the entire movie!"

Guy1: "Hey Guy2 what happened to your jaw?"

Guy2: "Jaw cancer got me pulling an Ebert."

by Hashalafadingdong420 September 13, 2011

tony ebert

THE single most amazing guy on this planet. He makes the stars glow and the sun shine, i love him with all of my heart. You could never find a better or sweeter person no matter how hard you looked. I will marry him one day.

I need tony ebert in my life forever.

by fantasticnamehere July 28, 2011

eberhardy

much like that of a horses ass hole! Prefers sloppy seconds, showers once a month, and likes to pretend like he doesn't like it in the ass from other men! Also known as a sabertooth for his deranged front tooth that never gets brushed!

Yup, there's eberhardy, no rhythm...none

by $loppy$econds December 10, 2008

eberta

Eberta is a woman who tells it like it is and gets the job done.

This place is a disaster! We better call Eberta!

by The looker December 4, 2013

ebert bester

The best friend someone could have,a child of God and blue eyes

ebert bester is cool

by Hrhffhehxhdbevd January 30, 2017