Earf

Earth but with an F

Also kinda sounds like s dog barking

You make my earf quake

by Spencer’s girlfriend October 2, 2019

Early bird gets the turd

When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.

John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."

by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011

Early Times

The best fucking whiskey in a plastic bottle.

Last night I drank some Early Times in a miniature golf castle.

by Cal Ski Team #1 September 12, 2006

go ugly early

During prohibition this was a phrase used by Harry's Chocolate Shop, a Bar in West Lafayette, IN which called itself a chocolate shop to avoid being known as a bar. Their slogan "Go Ugly Early" was the opposite of its real meaning "come pretty late"

Hey are you going to the bar tonight?
Yeah, go ugly early!

by Boilermakerveen November 4, 2008

early sharer

A person who communicates intimate details about their personal life when you've only just met them in an innappropriate, mental alarm-bell ringing way. They may well lack true friends to do this with and so try to make you their new BF.

"I just cannot bear that girl, man, she's such an early sharer. Five minutes after I met her she was talking about her and her boyfriend's sexual problems and he was RIGHT THERE!"

by minkymary December 15, 2009

earsy

like a "nosy" thing, except... earsy... meaning, you're an eavesdropper.

ronoldo, you're quite the earsy fellow to listen in on emilys and dianes conversation like that.

by Hilzey October 6, 2009

earryt

A 'Earryt' is a fabulous male. Intense, silent, like a dormant volcano about to erupt.

Ladies prefer Earryt's to other males.

Earryt's are usually seen with at least 6 females at a time.

Did you see him? How did he turn into a such a earryt? Look at him, the girls are all over him! player

by Mr. Llama May 2, 2014