Mount Everest

When you get a boner and the tip is ashier than an old campfire.

-Steven?
-What's all this white powder on the floor?
-Oh sorry , I had to shake out my mount everest on the floor
-Not again?!

by SweatyJerome21 September 3, 2016

Sydney Everest

A God. Followed and worshiped mostly by teenagers.

"Your like Sydney Everest."

Girl: "He's so Hot, he looks like Sydney Everest."

by SydneyFan01 December 1, 2013

my Everest

An obstacle in your life that seems impossible to overcome, but you decide that you are going to dedicate yourself and beat it. Mount Everest, obstacle, problem, life, never give up, determination, never quit

I've had a drinking problem for 10 years and I'm sick of it. Alcoholism is my Everest and I'm gonna beat it.

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2016

Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.

Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

Mount Everest

Anyone over the height of 7'1"

Person 1: BRUV YOU ARE LITERALLY MOUNT EVEREST. HOW TF ARE YOU SO TALL.
Person 2: idk lol

by dead asf lol💀 September 9, 2023

Climb my Everest

A euphemism for climbing and riding my dick.

Him: Hey, wanna climb my Everest tonight?

Her: only if I get a reward and I reach the tip ;)

by MercyyyPlz July 18, 2020

Mount Everest

The world's tallest mountain. Also where stupid white people go to either die from falling off or freezing to death in subzero Fahrenheit windstorms.

I lost my brother and both of my legs to frostbite, but that won't stop me from climbing Mount Everest again.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003