Emu

The Largest And Thickest bird on earth. Emus cannot commit fly, therefore they must eat their over sized feathers. Emus grow from large Thicc dark green eggs the size of your hand. You must avoid baby Emus, They tend to tear ligaments from humans. If you see an Emu with lots of feathers it's Emo, give them love and attention and blast rock music.

Kid: “mommy what is that?”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”

by ChickenLittle Eating McChicken October 23, 2019

emu

a drug dealer with an extremeley huge ass and cant find pants to fit his/her huge ass

a fugly biatch who does drugs

damn those emus.

mr.ferguson is a really fat emu.

by IrockLikeAship (mel) October 14, 2004

Emu

Australian version of "emo".
Emo music produced or made in Australia. (b.werner)

Blink 182 etc play a style that is refered to as emo music, Emu is really the same music just produced in Australia.
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).

by Benjamin Werner December 28, 2005

emu

a large bird with a long neck. the word emu is also a one syllabel word

predator approaches,emu places head is put into ground and pretends to be invisible

by illiterate rockstar May 9, 2006

Emu

the only bird that's ever won a war against humans

Australia declared war on the Emu, then lost it to them.

by my shootaz speak sign language July 30, 2019

Emu

A emo person that is homosexual

"OMFG!! Look at that dyke! But she looks gothic or something." "No, she's emu!"

by J. Anthony May 30, 2006

emu

means being the sexiest chic

hey baby u are being very emu

by ddddd September 19, 2006