deafective

Any male not living up to the deanine standards; a female who continues to embarass herself as a member of the female species. For example loser,cum guzzler

She whines so much over her boyfriend not calling enough she is completely deafective.

by lil cheli April 5, 2007

greased up deaf guy

The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"

"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"

by Bubba390 June 20, 2006

deaf drunk

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.

Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.

by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010

Deafmented

Rock band hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

I was at the Deafmented Concert last night. It was balls to the wall insanity.....

by Lerringer June 3, 2010

Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.

I gave a deaf job to Tina.

by The Anus Master February 11, 2014

DeafeningClown

A pro streamer

Hi have you watched deafeningclown

by CastBalloon45 October 2, 2019

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011