flying dutchman

a dutch man on an airplane.

man 1: hey is that guy dutch?

man 2: yeah and hes on the plane..

man 1: haha hes a flying dutchman

by enjoisad June 24, 2010

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

dutchman's pipe

1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis

Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.

by Tremors March 14, 2009

Phantom Dutchman

(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.

-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"

-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"

by B.T.D.C. March 1, 2011

Angry dutchman

when an angry gay black man pours melted cheese on to a unsuspecting male european tourist and violently rapes him while making monkey sounds

tyrone gave jaroslav an angry dutchman

by dyingtoaster November 4, 2014

Dutchmans hobble

The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.

I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.

by Horn521 June 16, 2015

screaming dutchman

A sexual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male's genitals as he ejaculates. Plugging the leak! This will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.

My friend had a woman screaming Dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.

by R3DTW1N April 18, 2014