The act of fucking in doggy while doing Spanish homework and the other person screams finish your Spanish before I fuck you earlobe
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Get the Duolingoing mug.The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
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Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.
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Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.
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Get the Duolingo mug.Go do your lesson now. Just kidding, Duolingo is an app where you can learn a language. However, people only use it for the memes, not to learn a language. If you’re wondering what I mean, people often make Duolingo memes where if you don’t do your lesson, the Duolingo Bird will capture your family.
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