The act of fucking in doggy while doing Spanish homework and the other person screams finish your Spanish before I fuck you earlobe
by Duracell28473u January 8, 2021
Get the Dirty duolingomug. The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
Get the Duolingomug. Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.
by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025
Get the Duolingomug. Basic English with poor vocabulary, spoken with all kinds of foreign accents. Typically spoken by people that come from romantic language speaking countries like French, Spanish and Italian people.
Guy 1: Have you see where is me baguette? (with French accent)
Guy 2: Bro is speaking duolingo English, he's definitely from France
Guy 2: Bro is speaking duolingo English, he's definitely from France
by GoatedPepe June 15, 2024
Get the duolingo englishmug. An evil bird that takes your family hostage when you forget to do your lessons, I can't say no more or he will know......
Hey can you hang out after school today?
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first
by ElectricPhoenix99 September 21, 2022
Get the Duolingomug. by Rezek April 27, 2024
Get the Duolingo rizzmug. duolingo, a ''innocent'' language learning app, lets say you'll practice Spanish, you forgot a day! you go tell your friends.. its too late, they're gone.
by alewrites4u January 26, 2024
Get the Duolingomug.