A game for nerds who know that there life sucks. They play this game so they can escape their sucky lifes and try to be the strongest person ever, but only in this fantasy world.
by Gatman April 22, 2006
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Be weary, the ash troll has a level 8 magic power dagger!
Be weary, the ash troll has a level 8 magic power dagger!
Nerd: I smite thee with my power dagger!
Dork Ass: I have the Shield of Almador! I take no damage!
Nerd: Let us be merry and travel to Calmaderk to smite the evil wizard!
Dork Ass: I love dungeons and dragons!
Nerd: Will you be my boyfriend?
Dork Ass: I have the Shield of Almador! I take no damage!
Nerd: Let us be merry and travel to Calmaderk to smite the evil wizard!
Dork Ass: I love dungeons and dragons!
Nerd: Will you be my boyfriend?
by Evil Wizard July 11, 2006
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Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THE CLOSET PLAYERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT! MAN THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING IT GAMER!
Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"
KNOCK KNOCK
"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!
Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"
KNOCK KNOCK
"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!
Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
by The Snaps November 9, 2008
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by TinfoilHelmet April 29, 2005
Get the dungeons and dragons mug.Simply the greatest RPG of all time. If you play D&D, you have access to an infinite amount of power and knowledge of the world. However the problem is that you will now be treated like a geek/nerd by everyone around you that is jealous of your newfound powers and probably be bullied by said people.
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