Duchess

Female gooch

Mate did you put it in her arse. No I only got as far as her duchess.

by 3astie December 21, 2018

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003

Douchey Cat

1.Your roommates cat that acts like a complete douche bag.

2. A cat that keeps you up all night because he wants to play.

3. A cat that has to be the center of attention.

Douchey cat kept me up all night meowing and scratching at my door.

by Louise D'Amato January 27, 2007

duche fuck

some one who achieves the ranking of a duche bag and a fucker in one fucking duchey act

adam just pissed in your water bottle,
what a duche fuck!

by John S. March 18, 2005

Douchey Gesture

1. An action / gesture that would lead someone to think that you are a complete douchebag.

2. A move that makes you go back and say to yourself, shit.

Guy 1: I just slept with your ex, not like you made it out to be.

Guy 2: That was a douchey gesture on your part.

by Datson February 23, 2009

Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.

My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.

by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012

douchey

1. charicteristic traits of a douchbag's attire or life.

2. describes actions that would lead someone to think that you are a douchebag.

Ex:
1. Jim, I hate to be the one to break it to ya..... but that shirt is just douchey!

1a. Honestly Jerry, everybody agrees that your hair cut is quite douchey.

2. Look at the way Bob runs, fuckin' douchey!

by Pimp Master Nick October 31, 2006