"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.
by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003
Get the Ass Dialing mug.When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.
Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.
Auto response from george: Away
Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.
Twitch: dueling away messages!
Auto response from george: Away
Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.
Twitch: dueling away messages!
by erictwitch November 24, 2009
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The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.
Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"
Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"
Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"
by lolololol40 January 23, 2011
Get the dueling snakes mug.When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.
Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?
Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.
Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.
by SteelerPP August 29, 2012
Get the Dueling laptops mug.Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
by KD Dirt August 5, 2020
Get the Dueling poop mug."Oh no, I think he has duolingovirideochloclamatephobia, don't suggest him to use the app, for he will panic and thus may cause severe brain damage for both sides."
by Duck and dog July 27, 2021
Get the Duolingovirideochloclamatephobia mug.The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
by CMann2010 October 28, 2010
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