Draco Malfoy

A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.

Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."

Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"

Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."

by LilytheAce June 17, 2021

Draco Malfoy

The hottest/cutest fictional character in the world

Draco Malfoy is the cutest person in the world and lots of girls wish he was real.

by Claire Malfoy December 26, 2020

Draco Malfoy

My future Husband and Baby Daddy

Sydney: do you know Draco Malfoy

Me: ofc he is my husband and baby daddy

Sydney: I-

by Hahahaahhahahahahahhahahahha November 27, 2020

Draco Malfoy

An ugly prickly bitch who is friends with a racist, joined a hate group at 16 and bragged after, bullied somebody so much that it ruined their life little more than it already was ruined everyday because of bland schoolyard jealous, said somebody deserved their SA, etc

Me: Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?
An idiot: Draco Malfoy
Me: Die, disrespectfully

by Cedricdiggoryoutsold on tt August 2, 2021

Draco Malfoy

The pengest human being to ever walk the planet.

The boy who made all the wrong choices (bc of his dad)
NOT A VILLAIN

SMEXYYYYYYYYY

Did you see Draco Malfoy yesterday? he's so peng and smexy

by dracoswifey September 29, 2020

Draco Malfoy

Known to be one of the most sexiest and attractive men on earth. He is played by Tom Felton who is also very very sexy. He is in the Harry Potter series. to read things follow my wattpad - itmeaz2e

OMG he's so Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy, is that you ?

by azzymalfoy September 24, 2020

Draco Malfoy

the shit you find in your milk after its left out for days on end

Mom: WTF IS IN YOUR CUP?!

You: DAMN IT, DRACO MALFOY, GTFO YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT!

by Djsteelerz45 September 10, 2009