A medium sized round thing with a hole in the middle. It is usually covered in glaze of some sort, and most people have eaten it at some point. Can be used as an insult, but usually just confuses people.
by Pian0Man February 5, 2010
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A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."
Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.
The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.
A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."
Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.
The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.
A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
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by K shizzat April 24, 2006
Get the Doughnuts mug.The game where someone puts his erect penis through a doughnut hole with the goal of putting as many doughnuts on his penis as possible.
Come over, Joe is doing the doughnut challenge.
Joe- Yeah I got up to four on the doughnut challenge.
Jim- Weak sauce.
Joe- Yeah I got up to four on the doughnut challenge.
Jim- Weak sauce.
by irish1842 May 15, 2010
Get the Doughnut Challenge mug.a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.
BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.
FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..
BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..
BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
by the doughnut man, who are you? April 3, 2009
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Get the doughnut mug.When your ass is itchy and uncomfortable a short time
after an insufficient ass wipe with toilet paper.
after an insufficient ass wipe with toilet paper.
by Tony Yunker October 13, 2006
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