awesomely douchey

the act of being awesome while being douchey this can occur while using words such as indeed, ergo and hence
hannah uses the word indeed all the time and this makes her awesomely douchey
by ergoer June 02, 2011
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douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
by Hopscotch Jones April 09, 2009
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Non-douchey

A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate
"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"
by Chuck2311 February 22, 2017
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Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010
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Douchey McDouchebag

What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...
Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.
by Quellie Quel February 11, 2014
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Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.
Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.
by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018
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