douchegate

The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.

Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,

The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.

by mark poopstain April 3, 2008

Douche Cake

An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.

Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.

by [Irregular Hunter Dragoon] March 6, 2005

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013

Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

douchemaker

The parent of a douchebag kid

"Dude, Ken is a douchebag"

"Yeah, his mom is a total douchemaker"

by TimTebro June 30, 2016

douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.

"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".

by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017

douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.

Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.

by Palionu June 23, 2019