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Dork

Someone that, no matter how many disses they get from people in this room making definitions of them, are actually getting more chicks then everyone these days. And let's face it people, we're all dorks inside. We all want to be ourselves but we can't. But it seems like we don't even know what to consider a dork nowadays. So let's just call all the losers nerds or geeks...or better yet losers.
Jock #1: Dude, we can't let those dork fags take our girls. It's like a freaking dork revolution!

Jock #2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous.

Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun...

Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again

Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes.

All the jocks: But they're like....

Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.
by Xtreme Chri$$ March 31, 2005
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A person or object who is quirky, awkward, eccentric, socially inept or simply of lower status
Melox is a Dork with that crying emoticon on msn
by LaNc3 May 12, 2007
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A person who knows almost everything about the subjects that interest them, but who have poor or non-existant social skills.

Commonly confused with nerd and geek, but is different.
"Can you believe that guy just tried hitting on me by reciting the periodic table of elements?! What a dork!"
by Akage June 17, 2008
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Did you seriously just look up dork? You are a dork go looking this up!
I can't get over why you would look up dork. Just look in the mirror.
by DaBossBro128 January 1, 2016
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Literally Citrass
Citrass is a dork and Vit isn’t.
by Gayheccer April 21, 2019
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Whale penis A.K.A Matt Karizinski
Matter karizinki doesn't just have a human penis but a dork instead
by Matt Karizinski June 8, 2018
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Jacob is a dork.
by Marigangalus January 28, 2018
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