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Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..
There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024
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Hairy Doormat

The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.
Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.
by TheMonkeKing November 7, 2023
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Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.
Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.
by medium-chungus March 9, 2026
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Wyoming Doormat

The act of rolling up the doormat on your front porch and fucking because you no one is watching but all of your neighbors saw
Yo John I just did a Wyoming Doormat this morning.

Bro no way everyone saw you?
by You Smell69 January 2, 2026
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