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Salad Dodger

An excellent phrase for an overweight person
by Karlito April 20, 2003
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Puddle Dodgers

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger
Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers
by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009
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cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.
Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.
by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006
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duck dodger

Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.

Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig
Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger
by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008
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cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.
Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"
by simatt March 12, 2008
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sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.
Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!
by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007
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scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.
In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
by xoorox September 15, 2010
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