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Dossed

A) Too be as tired as humanly possible whithout being asleep or B) to be fast asleep generally on a bus. - Note pronounciation of Dos expresses how tired you are.
therefore the louder the doSSEEEEDDD the more tired you are.
EG 1: Brice - Hey Kadish are you dossed?
Kadish - No Brice im not dossed no. im DOOSSEEEEEDDDD!!!!!

EG 2: (whilst in a World of Warcraft lan) - Hey Kadish we arn't Dossing for 3 days is that okay? - Sure it is.
by King_fox September 8, 2010
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disseminate

To spread information on a large scale, such as a news broadcast.
Used in the new MLB disclaimer to more specifically define the extent of the copyright on the game.
You may not disseminate any account of this game without the MLB's consent.

Do not disseminate my credit card number fool!
by MeltdownX October 8, 2003
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sneak disser

Someone who makes insulting comments about someone behind their back.

Also, That shit I don't like.
A sneak disser: that's that shit I don't like.

Person 1: I saw that bitch Adam wearing some fake nikes. That broke chief keef lookin ass.
Person 2: I bet you wont say it to his face though. You're such a sneak disser.
by SameCupDrink3 September 30, 2012
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Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.
Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.
by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012
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Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.
Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!
by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015
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Dassed

Dassed, as in ''to be dassed''- an experience in which one finds him or herself well and truly done over
''I've locked myself out of chancellors! I've been Dassed!''

''The machine is out of order, i've been Dassed again!''

and so on
by DASFANNO.1 November 7, 2009
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Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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