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Pez dispenser

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.
My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.
by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023
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Ice Cream Dispenser

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."
by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014
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gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.
Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.
by Picklepudding September 11, 2022
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soap dispenser

it's when a girl smokes way too much when she's a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he cums, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.
I did the soap dispenser to a new chick that I met at a bar. She didn't have her voice box thingy on her, but I still got her too give me head, and when I busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony
by E FeAzY May 9, 2009
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Pez Dispenser

When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"

"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."
by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021
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shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.
Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.
by everlife6 May 1, 2009
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soap dispenser

What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.
Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!
by xmas-h8er December 25, 2009
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