discord kitten

A man shall name the opposite sex, such as know, "An underage girl." Once the individual identified the opposite sex, his "discord kitten." The man will provide with his kitten with "nitro." Every time she pleases.

"hold on I gotta unmute this asshole talking to me" - the trap

"Discord kitten shall we go to a private VC?" - dirty old musty 50-year-old grandpa diaper wearing ass.

"uwu"

by k1rbytop1 September 23, 2020

Discolexia

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

Discord light mode

A virtual flashbang

1:Dude did you just turn on discord light mode? 2:Yea! 1:Dude i´m over here.

by meme dankest memer November 2, 2020

Discord moment

Doing something that a person who uses discord would normally do.

After johnny went on a tirade on how Jewish people ran everyone felt it was a certified discord moment.

by KeefDakidd November 5, 2020

discord dark mode

If this is on then the Background in Discord will be in dark gray or pure black on Mobile.

If you use Discord Dark Mode then you good.

by CutMan_ February 24, 2021

discord e-boy

A discord e-boy is a teenage boy who spends the majority of his time on discord or playing bedwars. He will most likely have matching pfp's with some e-girl that he carries in bedwars. He has some e-boy minecraft skin and sweats every single game. He is very different irl and online. He is that kid at the back of the class that hardly talks and has no social life outside of school. He keeps his online life separate, and doesn't have any of the other kids in his school on discord.

"Omg there are so many discord e-boys on this server"

by katiasucksatbedwars May 25, 2021

Discord Moderator

Someone who eats 10 Large Burgers every hour

Your a discord moderator

by Epic225 November 2, 2020