Disaster Bi 

Me.

Bitch look at her, she’s such a disaster bi.

Disaster Bi by Weird Hooman January 9, 2021

Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

Disaster Lesbian by Singadu September 26, 2018

Disaster Gay 

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."

Disaster Gay by Saphhire September 28, 2018

disaster RADio 

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

disaster RADio by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004

Disaster Chic

The type of clothes typically worn by politicians when they are visiting emergency sites or attending emergency related press conferences as coined by Sammy Lawrence.

"What are you wearing to the fire press conference?"
"I'm dressing in disaster chic, so probably jeans, boots, and a quarter zip with my logo on it "

Disaster Chic by D Encino May 17, 2021

Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.

John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!

Disaster magnet by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010

disaster gay 

ritsuka uenoyama

- i can relate to uenoyama tbh
- what, ur that much of a disaster gay?

disaster gay by weinthegay June 13, 2020