dingleberry fairy

Supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you're sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.

"I bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night."

by IC dingleberries April 16, 2007

dingleberry scissors

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.

Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!

by Brent Dax October 9, 2004

paper dingleberry

those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping

Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.

by K Siler June 10, 2005

Dingleberry

English slang name for a penis. Less offensive that cock, dick, or prick, it's used by mothers when talking to very young male children, or by blokes talking to their doctor who feel a bit of a prick using the word penis.

"Doctor, I caught the end of my dingleberry in my zip; it's very sore and still bleeding a bit."

by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

deodorant dingleberrys

When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.

I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.

by Lindy June 1, 2006

dingleberry pie

toilet paper piles of cling-on crap that accumulated on the porcelain throne as result from a previous occupant's ass wiping.

Dude your roommate whips up the nastiest pile of dingleberry pie; he needs to utilize toilet shit-tiquette.

by RealWorldG November 25, 2009

dingleberry

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

by JGB April 17, 2003