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dangerous minds

Boring, stereotypical teacher movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer or however the hell u spell it. She is a first-time teacher who starts teaching the retard class and then it dawns on her that they are too old to be reading dumbshit books for 5th graders. She talks to the teachers and they explain that she got the dumbshit class and they're not gona waste the good materials on them. So she does what every other teacher does...invades the clas's personal space by driving to their homes and speaking to their parents, settling gang fights throuh her loving words, and taking students out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they order food like a whole roast chicken, and ball the waiter out. they eventually begin to love her (big surprise) and blah blah blah...2 kids are pulled out of the skl by their mom who thinks the teacher is a 'white bread bitch'...one of the smart kids gets prego and is forced to leave but michele fights bravely for her...michelle realizes that the leader of the class and also of some no-doubt ruthless gang needs her help to not die, and offers him a place in her house but he says no just like anyone would cuz that's just fuckin weird...and then he dies cuz of something to do with he knocked on the principal's door and the principal had some issue with the way he knocked, and then because of that or something stemming from that, he was killed by another gang member. and this makes michelle and the class upset.

and then (just like in every other version of this movie) ms pfeiffer or whatever her movie name is, tells them she's going to teach at some other school, adn theyre like aww no way ese or whatever manufactured slang the directors have them use, and then she's like aww ok kids I'll stay adn we'll learn til the cows come home. The End
Jimmy: Hey! I rented Dangerous Minds for us to watch.
Jonny: Um actually I have to go...somewhere.
by Angelacia June 12, 2007
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Bangkok Dangerous

Having unprotected sex with an Asian partner.
I went Bangkok Dangerous last night with Ling Ling after we left the party.
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Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!
by Unknown. June 22, 2004
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it's dangerous to go alone. take this.

From a popular video game, Legend of Mario, where Eren and Ash Ketchum goes to a park and uses the force against Dr Robotnic/Eggman and kills them with the Splash attack (using a Magicarp) which deals over 9000 damage, while Claude and Alois run around with a pink fluffy unicorn while dancing on a poop emoji.
Old Creepy Man: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro
by A guy who submitted a word November 17, 2015
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Dangerous Dave

The Name given to your average shy and timid person after they have consumed several alcoholic beverages, and the ensuing carnage that follows shortly for the rest of the night out.
Guy 1: Hey dangerous Dave! Hows it going?

Guy 2: What? that's not my name.

Guy 1: Oh sorry I forgot your sober now.
by Dangerous Daved July 5, 2011
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Elite: Dangerous

When you personally narrate your personal narrative while personally narrating how you personally narrated your first personal narrative
Yesterday I played Elite: Dangerous and personally narrated all of my personal narrative about personally narrating personal narrative
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dangerous cookie

When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!
by Spanky716 November 8, 2013
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