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The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
by Andj87 May 19, 2016
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diming the lights

A technique used by ageing prostitutes to try to hide their age and lure in clients.

Involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren't so noticeable.
Customer: "You fuckin' wornout hag-whore! You duped me into coming in by diming the lights. I know that rotten, old bitchmeat's trick.
by oldwhore September 30, 2007
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Dimiosity

Dimiosity adj. - The measure of color in a person or persons pair of jeans:
The dimiosity of your pants is out of control.
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Law of Diminishing Remorse

The tendency of girls to become sluttier with every sexual partner that comes into their...life. A vicious/virtuous cycle (depending on who you ask) that presumably ends with taking spanish lessons just to bang Chico the gardener at age 50.

Phrasing inspired by economic theory's law of diminishing returns.
e.g. "I used to do four tequila shots when feeling frisky just to be able to excuse myself the next day for my behavior...I guess I'm already showing the effects of the law of diminishing remorse."
by true_datt October 7, 2013
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dimona

A city in the south of Israel.
Has a population of about 50,000.
Who wants to stop in Dimona on the way to eilat?
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dimin'

Yo, that skeez be dimin' me wit some other cat.
by Nucleo Bomz February 8, 2005
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Damion

Damion smokes weed every single day. You end up likibg him even though he is not hot at all. You even meet his friends, go to the movies, text him, and wear some of his stuff. You realize that he might like you since it seems pretty obvious but guess what he ends up liking this random girl that you had no idea was a part of his life. You are then confused because he is very confusing.
That fucking faggot Damion. I know him.
by Wishiwasasexybeast December 21, 2018
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