A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.
An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.
An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.
Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.
by Penile Confusion November 13, 2005
Get the dick dilemma mug.You learn one new fact (e.g. the scientific name of an insect...) and an old fact pops out of your head.
The "entymologist's dilemma" occurred to me when I tried to recall the term for the roll-around cart that you use to work under a car...(a "creeper" by the way). (don't ask me what the term was that dropped out of my head...!)
by chale March 29, 2004
Get the entymologist's dilemma mug.When a man (also but less often a woman) wants to receive oral sex from a sexual partner but knows they must go down on them to receive it, the oral dilemma is the situation and trade off created.
Hey man, how did u go with that chick last night did you get head?
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
by Thisiscon October 25, 2009
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Get the 69 Dilemma mug.When you've fallen in love with your best friend, but have to erase your feelings for fear of said friend feeling awkward about your having taken an interest in them.
"After so much time spent together and so many adventures, dudebro 1 was faced with The Prompto Dilemma whenever he was around dudebro 2."
by DarthCoder April 19, 2018
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Drigh-Drunk and high
Yoo last night i smoked so much bud and drank like 6 beers. I got drigh as fuck when I got home I had a drigh dilemma and had to clean my toilet 11 times.
by Master Dudley July 23, 2012
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You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."
by Jmelon October 5, 2013
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