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dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.
"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."
by elizalegs February 9, 2007
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dickmatized

When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name
"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"
by bbfemmex February 11, 2010
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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become dickmatized
The dick is so good that I became dickmatized one woman said to another
by Beautiful Struggle 79 December 24, 2019
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Dickmatised

When you’re hypnotised by the dick
I’ve been dickmatised
by Fx716 February 1, 2022
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dictatize

Kate: “damn Susan you dictatized over josh.”
Susan: “he can do no wrong with a dick that good.”
by MadamJedi December 28, 2017
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DICKMATIST

A DICKMATIST is a guy who has that good make your body shake without touching you the closer u get to him the more you can feel his kiss on every inch of your skin .. in any room any situation... the DICKMATIST is aware he possess this gift and uses it to his advantage, giving every girl the false hope that she is special because only he can make her cum without actually touching her body making her cum so hard she thinks sex without the DICKMATIST is just not even worth the time
I just spent time with the DICKMATIST I will never feel that good again until I see him next week
by Dizzylizzy29 March 24, 2021
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dickmatized

when a girl in a relationship is confused about her feelings because the dick is so good
Taylor was dickmatized by Nick's skills in the bedroom.
by Jack Stray June 20, 2008
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