One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.
Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".
by tmerc November 15, 2011
Get the Call of Duty Dick Ridermug. Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.
This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.
If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.
If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
by PIXELMATOR March 12, 2023
Get the Pussy ass dick-rider bitchmug. A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.
by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023
Get the Dick Ridermug. 
@modirtyyy
by realest nd trillest March 12, 2024
Get the dick ridermug. someone who always has somethign to say about something you do weither it be good or bad. always worrired about how someone else looks or what they wear or what the post.
someone who wants to get noticed
someone who wants to get noticed
by t-pnf August 12, 2025
Get the Dick Ridermug. - Hey im a huge dick rider of Kanye West and on his nuts too, have you heard his new album? It’s very awesome
- na i don’t like to dick ride nor hang on balls
- na i don’t like to dick ride nor hang on balls
by Avitarumfitio September 30, 2022
Get the Dick ridermug.