dialup

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(

- Dude your computer is slow
-- dialup
- ohhh

by nick alvinator January 12, 2005

dialup

An internet connection that once was the standard way to connect to the internet. Eventually, it was outmoded by DSL and other High-Speed connections. In many places, people are still unable to connect to high-speed internet and are forced to suffer in the hell that is slow downloads, unstable connections, and in some cases AOL.

"100 megs? I'm on dialup, that'll take hours!"
"Quit being a cheap pussy and get a real connection!"
"But I like AOL..."
"I'm never talking to you again."

by Bobbias September 30, 2007

dialups

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.

She's got some dialups.

by JPE May 12, 2004

dialup

To call a friend and ask for information from the internet.

"I'll dial-up Bill"
"Bill, are you at your computer? What time is 'The matrix' playing?"

by Josh Pelman February 9, 2005

dialup

perhaps the definition of technological
evil often associated with the blaring,
deafening, screeching noises it makes as it
starts up. "BEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHhhhhccccSHHHHHHHH
SHHHHHHHcccccccccccccc"

dialup gives you aids

by neochica September 8, 2007

Dialup

Dialup is a service that allows internet through a telephone line. Connect one end of the telephone line to the modem of your computer and the other end into your telephone jack. You couldn't use the phone and go online at the same time. This was basically how you used the internet before wifi. Or if you were me, wifi wasn't available where you lived so you used dialup..

Me: Hey Bob. Wanna hear something cool?
Bob: Yeah?
Me: I used to use dialup.
Bob: Holy shit you're old.

by DerpMcStuffins July 11, 2016