Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

by Woofles January 15, 2006

Dalathia

She's a beautiful, loving person. She cares about other people. She has a goofy, funny personality. Can be serious at times. She's a dolphin on the outside and a shark in the inside. She never thinks she's pretty. She's never scared of anybody. She loves to tumble, cheer, & box. She knows what/who she wants. Most of the time she get what/who she wants. She laughs out of nowhere. She tries to hold in her anger. She loves everybody even if they don't love her.

I want me a Dalathia for a lifetime.

by DwaBenYee December 21, 2016

deflatable titties

Unsatisfying pops of a female's milk source

"We love milk leakage!"
"Oh no! It's all gone!"
"Yeah, it's the deflatable titties."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

DTLAT

Straight East

from the DTLAT

by whos.jack December 17, 2021

Rectal Dilator

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.

Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005

grade deflation

The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.

God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.

by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021