DFLW

Delta Force Land Warrior

Dude...i killed u in the latest DFLW

by Nebu Anthrayose December 19, 2003

dfli

don't feel like it

Hey wanna go to the mall and hangout?
Nah, dfli. Maybe tmrw..

by eskayx May 21, 2010

Dflop

The act of flopping, as in belly flop, but in a D form. Can be substituted for a girl named Danielle.

Dflop on three....One, Two, Three, D-Flop!

by Heikki Veee February 25, 2008

dflds

pronounced "diffeldus". Don't Feel Like Doing Shit. An important sounding word for the times you just don't feel like doing anything, i.e. - going to work, taking out the trash, etc...

John: I heard that Bob isn't coming in to work.
Mary: Yeah, he told the boss that he had an extreme case of dflds.

by cszjr May 2, 2008

DFLTFH

Die From Laughing Too Fucking Hard,

basically the next version up from lol, rotfl, lmao, etc.

A: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

b: DFLTFH!!!

by jmaidontknow January 2, 2006

DFLP

DROOPY FACE LUMPY POTATOES!!!

(DRAMA F'NG LOVES PUSSY)

when used in front of a female...

THAT GIRL IS A DFLP! (HIGH FIVE)

by -LISTERFIEND September 1, 2009

dflf

Stands for "Don't fucking lie, faggot". Used when someone on the internet tries to make themselves look awesome, like they have a life, or sometimes even pitiful, on the internet.

Kirsty: "Get the sand out of your vagina, you fat whore."
Sarah: "I'm only 120 lbs, and I have the body of a model!"
Kirsty: "DFLF. You leave footprints in concrete."

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Gareth: "Ashuri doesn't love me! I'm gonna kill myself!"
Chad: "DFLF. You've 'killed yourself' 20 times tonight already."

by Johnnicles August 7, 2009