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Pimpkin destroyer

The act of putting a pumpkin on your penis and then hiring a whore to receive your package ( your package being the pumpkin on you penis ), when the pumpkin enters the vagina it completely annihilates it, thus destroying it.
Guy: hey do you know who I am?
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis
Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Dirt Circle Destroyer

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016
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destroyed

A state of utter defeat. Often used to exaggerate one's victory/loss in competitive sports or gaming.
"Dude, those guys weren't even a challenge. We played three games and I destroyed them in every single one. It was massacre."
by SJCrew April 12, 2012
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mentally destroyed

When you like/love someone but they don't know it or they don't feel the same way about you.

Eventually you cannot stop thinking about them and it becomes constant.

You think about them when you wake up and they're your last thought before you go to bed.

No matter how hard you try, they're constantly on your mind and there's nothing you can do about it because you're too afraid of rejection or you're too good of friends with them and if you tell them how you feel, you're afraid/you know they won't feel the same way and your friendship will end, right there and then.

The painful, constant thoughts rapidly bounce against the walls of your mind until they just mentally destroy you. This one-sided relationship with that one person is literally destroying you.
You mentally destroyed me, but through all the pain, I still can't tell you how I feel.
by IHateAlexisSoMuch1 June 4, 2014
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thot destroyer

this is a weapon/or person used/called by the thot slayers to destroy the worst thots they ever faced. one person who now owns it is Patrick star
we need the thot destroyers
by killerman300078 January 16, 2018
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penis destroyer

a girl who is chased by guys, and rejects them completly

or a girl who has hardcore sex and completly destroys the guys penis
hilda:"omg liz your such a penis destroyer"

liz: "i know we were like complete horndogs
by homeskillet 1 December 19, 2008
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black destroyer

by PIZZAdoggo November 14, 2016
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