Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

Realms of Despair

The Realms of Despair is the original SMAUG MUD, which is free to play. They have an active Roleplaying community, an active player-killing (deadly) community, and a very active peaceful community. Players can choose from 13 classes (including one deadly-only class) and 13 races. Character appearances are customizable on creation and we have a vast collection of equipment that is level, gender, class, race and alignment specific.

"Are you going to be on Realms of Despair tonight?"

"No, my girlfriend got mad after our last run."

"Yeah, that's rough... Sucks to be you."

by Kyla Cloud Kicker December 30, 2012

The Despair Faction

A fan club for One of the greatest bands of all time, AFI. It costs thirty dollars to join, and all who join get a special package and special advantages.

Guy: Dude! I joined the DF!
other guy: Dude! I'm so jealous! That's a hardcore group of fans! and you get special stuff!
Guy: Dude! I know!

by Ashley October 22, 2003

PIT OF DESPAIR

A shady, unknown location, where three medusas are said to be residing and waiting for their prey. Whenever someone attempts to communicate with these beings, they're immediately banished from the location that seems to resemble a dorm room. One of them has the appearance of the grudge girl but is sometimes disguised as a petite girl. The other demon pretends to hail from the Nordic wonderland of Sweden but alas only a true Swede can see through her clever disguise. The last little imp has chosen the form of an Asian girl but beware, when provoked she's not only capable of climbing walls but singing like a whale as well.

Don't go to the PIT OF DESPAIR, or you will surely lose your soul.

by LEO210 October 6, 2010

Danganronpa Despair Remains " DR2 "

DR2, or Despair Remains 2, is a Roblox group game that specializes in hosting Roblox roleplays. It was originally named Danganronpa Despair Remains 2, or DDR2, but the name was later changed due to the shift away from Danganronpa hosts.

R: Hey uh.. Do you like DDR2?
R2: What's that..?
R: Danganronpa Despair Remains of course!
R2: Isn't it called Despair remains " DR2 " now?
R: I mean.. I guess?
R2: I love Danganronpa Despair Remains " DR2 "

by Haven!~ April 16, 2023

Valentine's Despair

The act of accepting a previously denied date, once one realizes he or she will be alone on Valentine's Day.

Man 1:"Did you see Shane and David are going out? I thought she hated the guy,"
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.

by Cyaspy March 1, 2011

Voyage of Despair

Greatest creation to mankind

Voyage of Despair is honestly a gift from god. Yesterday I was playing Voyage of Despair and just noticed that it was the best map I had ever laid my peepers on. I immediately dove in headfirst and started playing the map. Jason Blundell himself has blessed us with the greatest map of all time, nay thee greatest creation that mankind has ever created. We have peaked in human evolution when the creation of Voyage of Despair was finished. The layout has been designed by angels decended from thy heavens and constructed by the biggest geniuses that even AI could not comprehend. The Kraken was carefully constructed by Lord Blundell, every inch has been carefully constructed to make it thee greatest thing mankind has ever graced their hands upon. Thus we come to the conclusion of thee greatest easter egg that has been constructed in earths history, stephen hawking and albert einstein couldnt come up with a greater easter egg then Voyages nay god himself couldnt construct a better ee then lord blundell has constructed in voyage of despair. I could die peacefully that The Eye of malice and despair boss fight is thee greatest boss fight also to grace this earth, which was carefully engineered by the greatest genius of all time... Lord Blundell himself.

by Tub Buddy August 17, 2023