adj. (den-ver-eye-tiss)

1. A person who looks like they have a Denver face.

2. Having a nice body, and a not so nice face.
That chick would be a 10... if her face wasn't covered in Denveritis.
by RussBlake September 22, 2008
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When one proceeds to stick a pipe, bong, or some sort of drugs smoking utility, into a womens vagina, lights the bowl, removes it from the vagina, and takes a hit.
I gave your mom The Denver yesterday bro..
by gpottsss November 27, 2011
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Denver the most handsome guy anyone could ever meet. He is sweet and charming. He loves pizza and a Denver’s eyes are typically green and brown. Denver’s are confident, have a ted bit of anger issues, but are very protective. They make great boyfriends and an ever better husband. Denver’s are itsasistable to other girls and everyone is trying to get at him. Denver’s normally don’t cheat. Denver’s are born in April and have amazing personalities.
“Did you see that Denver kid”
“Yeah.. omg HES so hot!”

Denvers, great boyfriends, even better husbands
by 1mR3@| September 20, 2018
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Misloads on a UPS truck
I would have had an easy day if it weren’t for all the Denver’s that I found in the load.
by Box Dawg May 5, 2021
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A DENVER is known for being the smallest kid of the group but the strongest and also known to take down kids that are 2x bigger than him/her
Eg. DENVER is cute with features of being small, cute , and incredibly strong
by Denver Messer July 31, 2019
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1) One of many completely useless, mind numbing, tactics to that are meant to deceive or misguide your peers of the present situation. 2) To come up with a load of bullshit that sounds so convincing that everyone in your workplace will be distracted of the fact you haven't done anything work related in days. 3) A method of torpedoing your co-workers who first tried to help you but you refused to accept it based on the fact that you think you are superior to them and they are unworthy of lending you a hand. Then when it comes down to the deadline, you blame everyone for not having anything done and make them do all the work for you anyways. 4) Wipeout. 5) Any idea conceived by a native of Arkansas. 6) Anything you can do to waste time or piss people off or both. 7) To turn every conversation even slightly related to work into a social event so that no work actually has to be done.
Sit down, shut up and do what you are told to. No one wants to waste their time listening to your useless Denverisms.
by Joey Lorenzo September 6, 2006
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"Get my Denvers!" as in "get my Nuggets", as in Denver Nuggets.

Get these Nuggets!
by tompat March 30, 2011
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