Denver Crab

Colfax Avenue is a major road that runs through the Denver metropolitan area. East Colfax is known for it's large number of low-price prostitution. Many of these prostitutes are known to have and transmit various venereal diseases and other ailments including crabs. The term Denver Crab refers to the uncleanliness of these prostitutes in Denver.

That blonde prostitute is sexy but she has Denver Crabs.

by nalpakj April 11, 2014

Denver Rock Slide

when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.

Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.

by mooseshadows March 16, 2015

Denver Harbor Lil Red

A neighborhood/gang in East Houston. Denver Harbor is also nicknamed Lil Red. The neighborhood color is red. Gang members sport red clothing like shoes, shirt, shorts, hat, etc. They use the numbers 248 and letters LRC, DH, BDH and wear Houston Rockets sport team clothing.

Say where you from?
Denver Harbor Lil Red

by TheLRC December 21, 2021

Denver Dumpy

When someone has a butt SOO large their underwear sags and it looks like they are wearing a diaper.

John: "Do these leggings make my butt look big?"

Sara: "Oh yeah, you are rocking a real Denver Dumpy."

by Penelopé October 8, 2023

Astro Dener

Astro, and Dener. These two words are the colossal and utter-most divine, choice of words only a God could represent. From “Astro” identifying as a remarkable warrior, filled with wisdom and artistry. And Dener a mysterious word overseen by many in the western end of the world, but feared by most in the east. These two words are typically not understood nor put together by most. And since this is the case, there is no need to try to understand it... if you already don’t.

As an Omnipotent Being once said. You’re either Perfect or you’re not Astro Dener.

by TwistedUnknown July 21, 2020

Denver Omelette

The act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty vagina, then continuing until completion.

A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'

B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'

A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'

by pFinneganr April 8, 2009

Denverite

Meaning someone that resides in Denver, Colorado

...for Denverites, that means higher taxes!

by .Atreyu. January 3, 2009