when your on top of a girl 69'n and pretend like your takin a rest and fart on the bridge of her nose.
by Yakkie May 3, 2009
Get the dirty demers mug.Its a special phase in human life when its better just to shoot yourself in the head, than to cope with all the problems. When you think you are alone and have nowhere to turn to, so you crossing the limits to make your life seem less desperate.
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by comma May 14, 2003
Get the desperate mug.The use of unrelated words from a variety of languages, including English, in the same sentence to attempt to convey meaning while in a non-English speaking country. Often delivered in a panicky attempt to be understood.
Bill: Dude, how will we find the right train?
Alice: Don't worry, I speak Desperanto: Hola, ou est le train pour Barcelona bitte? A quelle hour does it salga por favor?
Alice: Don't worry, I speak Desperanto: Hola, ou est le train pour Barcelona bitte? A quelle hour does it salga por favor?
by Dr C-K April 18, 2009
Get the Desperanto mug.A word used in intercourse where a female shouts to the male about how hard she wants him to cum into her pussy, so that they would have children.
by .-CouldYouStop-. November 28, 2017
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Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.
by Collin Jones October 2, 2007
Get the Desperate Dick Syndrome mug.Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
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