National Defense Authorization Act 2012

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.

Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

defensive drinking

proactively drinking the premium beer, wine or alcohol so as to prevent others from consuming it

Tim engaged in some defensive drinking when he realized his buddies were consuming the good stuff.

by Allen Towne April 4, 2009

Minister of Defense

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004

Single Man Defense

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.

John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.

by Kraemdog January 14, 2010

Defense Curl

When you curl into a ball to avoid horrible trauma.

Brandon used Defense Curl when Jimmy was a faygoat

by Lysithix September 19, 2009