when somebody says something so utterly stupid that it simply has to be shouted sarcastically accross the room
by Tom Joyce May 18, 2006
1.An advice column syndicated to many American newspapers where readers can write in about their deepest problems anonymously.
2. Someone you can confide your deepest secrets and problems to, and will try to give you sensible answers and advice.
2. Someone you can confide your deepest secrets and problems to, and will try to give you sensible answers and advice.
1. I wrote in to Dear Abby about my husbands affair; should I stay with him, or leave for good?
2. I called my friend on a Dear Abby to help figure out why my woman won't put out anymore. Why's she been so cold to me lately?
2. I called my friend on a Dear Abby to help figure out why my woman won't put out anymore. Why's she been so cold to me lately?
by TottPaula December 20, 2009
by MyNameIsChipsAhoy October 11, 2018
A horrible Eddsworld fanfic. It romanticizes suicide and abuse. It is about a pastel goth extrovert Tord and Emo Introverted Tom. It is known amongst the fandom for being horrible and the creator even deleted it, however it is reposted and loved by younger fans who dont see the problems in it.
Person 1: Hey remember that one eddsworld fanfic? the totally out of character one about tom and tord?
Person 2: Dear Starboy?
Person 1: Yea that one sucks.
Person 2: Dear Starboy?
Person 1: Yea that one sucks.
by Giantpizzadick December 25, 2021
the best reply when you hear something bad happening to your loved one's loved one, meaning "I can feel your pain".
Best Friend A: My dog died yesterday...
Best Friend B: Oh dear...
Best Friend A: My mum just had an accident.
Best Friend B: Oh dear...what happened?
Best Friend B: Oh dear...
Best Friend A: My mum just had an accident.
Best Friend B: Oh dear...what happened?
by Fat Rabbit July 7, 2005
An alternate advice columnist, for those either unable or unwilling to contact Dear Abby. Available online, at various times.
by elloguvna October 27, 2008
a transatlantic friend whom is like a sister. When you meet, you hate each other. no matter what you can not seem to get along, fighting over everything (eg where to put the battleships on you group project about new jersey). Slowly you become friends, joined but a mutual distaste for a certain girl whom can not sit on a chair for more than 5 seconds. Eventually you become very good friends, and as they say, 'absence makes the heart grow stronger' when one sissy leaves the country. You regularly plan to maintain contact (eg skyping every friday night) and send food packages across the atlantic. You have so many inside jokes that most of them have been forgotten but are remember when found digging through old emails and messages. Like a sister, you fight but can't help but love them. 'sexy pictures, crazy times, sisters at heart, partners in crime'
'hey wanna hang out tonight?'
'sorry i can't, got to skype my sissy dear'
'didn't you just get food from her?'
'yep:) thats what sissy dears are for!'
'sorry i can't, got to skype my sissy dear'
'didn't you just get food from her?'
'yep:) thats what sissy dears are for!'
by english.sissy.dear16 March 7, 2014