Dead Man Talking

A survivor of a suicide attempt.

He lived! Dead man talking from now for sure.

by Xavier96 September 22, 2022

Dead man's fingers

When a girl gets fingered by a guy with really cold hands

"You got fingered last night?"

"Yeah it was freezing though, dead man's fingers"

by Chonk111 June 6, 2019

Dead mans tale

Dead mans tale: and exotic 130 rpm scout rifle that has infinite range no bullet drop off and is pay to win :)

you can become an unmanned drone flying in the sky

Dead mans tale: no

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

Dead Man's Truce

A Dead Man's Truce occurs when a person gets both of their arms torn off; with one arm being shoved down the now armless person's throat and the other arm shoved up that same person's rectum. Both detached appendages are shoved so far into each orifice that they meet in the middle for a handshake just before the person's light leaves their body.

Whoa! Bryce got his arms torn right off and humiliated with a Dead Man's Truce. He's not going to live through that.

by Chef's Kiss June 8, 2021

dead man sesh

When someone has a party but doesn't invite everyone who is part of the regular group. This causes the sesh to be boring as major people aren't there so it's awkward and uneventful.

Why is Lizzie having a dead man sesh? I heard she's only inviting 10 people what a joke

You didn't miss anything at the party it was a dead man sesh

by vxnxs77 February 25, 2022

dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 4, 2021