A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009
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(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.
by Mr. Air Nape April 20, 2009
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by capitian crunch February 9, 2010
Get the danishing mug.When three chicks take turns on your knob, one after the other; while one is working on the penis, the other two are performing analingus and/or sucking on your testicles.
by Fipi Lele January 25, 2008
Get the danish windmill job mug.Danish is the language spoken in Denmark. Denmark holds 3 letters not known to many other countries but Sweeden and Norway: Æ is pronounced like the German Ä, Ø is pronouced abit like the German Ö, and Å not really like any other letter, but it reminds abit like Oh but not a long oh but fast.
Funny danish sentence, that foreingers always screw up: Rødgrød med økologisk fløde. Red porridge with organic cream.
by And F May 26, 2008
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Get the danish chamber mug.This guy is top his phone number is 07644377973 sike that’s wrong number he ordered a phone 2 weeks ago which was on next day delivery but it’s been 2 weeks lol anyway he was a top guy untiluntil everyone found out that he was a pedo yes a pedo when people found it this he grew spots on his face that’s because more people found out ( the real reason is that really he dropped his balls but who cares) he also has the mountain on his nose He
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