Danishthefunny

This guy is top his phone number is 07644377973 sike that’s wrong number he ordered a phone 2 weeks ago which was on next day delivery but it’s been 2 weeks lol anyway he was a top guy untiluntil everyone found out that he was a pedo yes a pedo when people found it this he grew spots on his face that’s because more people found out ( the real reason is that really he dropped his balls but who cares) he also has the mountain on his nose He

Danishthefunny is clever

by Grannish December 6, 2018

Danish Backhand

it is a method of masturbation where the person puts there hand at 45 degrees to their wrist (palm direction) and back hands, only moving their elbow to perform this motion until their penis/vagina until too bruised to continue or they climax.

Me : "hey bro you tried the danish backhand yet?"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"

by MildlyObeseDuck January 5, 2019

Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering

Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK

by DragonDan March 23, 2019

Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.

I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019

danish curlers

a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.

CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.

"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"

"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"

by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 16, 2009

Danish

The citizens and language of Denmark. Often used synonymous with "hot", "awesome" or just "genious".

1. So, is he hot?
-He is Danish.
-Oh, I see, nice going girl!

2. Is it genious or just very clever?
-Its Danish.
-OH, wow..I wish I was Danish too.

by bookworm2000 June 2, 2008