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Dafuq

The mixing of the words The and Fuck.
Jimmy:I gave a blowjob last night John...
John:DAFUQ!!!
by Bossmann Plays January 3, 2017
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dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding
the new guy is such a dafu
by JC January 5, 2005
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Dafunks

Someone who brings it all, but is very homosexual and likes to have sexual relations with underage boys.
Man that guy is Dafunks.
by risc411 December 4, 2009
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Dafuq

A contraction of the phrase "what the fuck"; one that is commonly posted on forums as an expression of confusion. It is often said by people with no creativity, imagination or unique traits, who regurgitate this vapid phrase in order to "comically" display their sheer lack of humour/understanding towards anything even slightly out of the ordinary. (see normality).
A user, with no sense of self respect, encounters a slightly funny/absurd YouTube video and feels the need to comment.

-User: "Dafuq did i just watch??"

-EVERYONE ELSE: *Facepalm*
by ManSpider June 13, 2013
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Dafuq

We on dis beach
Finna get crunk
Eyebrows on fleek
DAFUQ

~~~poem of the year

2014
Me: Yo! I just shaved my ass
Joe: Dafuq?!?!?!??!?!?
by mankanshoku_child April 14, 2015
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dauhn

One of the strongest men around. Dauhn is very intelligent, loyal , handsome and he's not bad in the bed either, Dauhn is basically the most amazing person ever
Girl 1 "whoa, who's that guy over there"

Girl 2 "OMG that's dauhn, he's so awesome"
by 123536474ygg6g July 29, 2018
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Dauhn

Dauhn is an all powerful being, more powerful than all the God's in history combined, he is called a celestial. Dauhn has chosen 3 disciples to help him rule the world and he calls them Titans. Celiece Titan of Earth, Aidan Titan of darkness and Jacob Titan of light. Dauhn has given the Titans so much power that they can create world's and God's of they're own. God's created by the Titans have to follow the rules of the Titans, so a God created by Jacob the Titan of light can't go around killing people like a good of Aidan the Titan darkness would.
Dauhn is the most powerful creature to ever live and who will every live
by 123536474ygg6g November 26, 2018
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