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Dyslexic Fetish

A young woman, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with Dyslexics men.

Also, Females that hunt dyslexics because they are known as incredible lovers. Usually they have big penises
She was a groupie with a Dyslexic Fetish, but she never got past blowing the Dyspraxia.
by BigDiggerNick April 12, 2022
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dyslexic chariot

When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...
I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.
by Erich Bastel June 12, 2007
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dyslexic baws

When a dyslexic person does something wrong and people blame their dyslexia because their dyslexic and because dyslexia means stupid.
"Lewis burned down the school...."

"He's dyslexic but"

"Aw that makes sense"

or

"Haha david has a big chin what a dyslexic baws"
by Aladdin Bin Laden November 25, 2007
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dyslexic motherfucker

Someone showing much retardation and is possibly dyslexic.
Basketball god Bryn Krestow is one dyslexic motherfucker
by Yung finesser January 31, 2018
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dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!
Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!
by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016
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dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.
by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017
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dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.
Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.
by veganeater December 10, 2017
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