DSTL

When you're sitting down in one place for a while (or laying down), feeling somewhat sweaty and all of a sudden you realize your large cock is stuck so badly to your leg that you immediately have to stick your hands balls deep in your pants and fix this emergency situation. This is known as DSTL. Dick Stuck To Leg.

"Dude I just tried to move and my dick just got ripped off my leg." "Shit man, DSTL is deadly."

by DIRTYMAX October 9, 2014

dstyle

noun: Doggy style sex.
verb: The act of having sex doggy style.

May also simply refer to the general act of sex, without respect to any specific position.

Dude, did you dstyle her last night?

by Vomitorium November 11, 2005

DSTS

or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.

"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."

by Reybeez May 21, 2006

dstributor

The act of distributing the D to the desirers of said D.
In other words, sleeping with anything and anybody.

"dstribution" to detail the act of the dstributor.

"Damn Joshua, did you see how much of a dstributor Chase was last night?!"

by Turbanate June 3, 2014

Dstups

A name that starts with D and the person is very stupid.

Hey Dstups come over.

by Aids Solsucks February 9, 2019

dstwaed

A Down syndrome turtle with an eating disorder

oh,look thers a dstwaed

by shorline mafia April 14, 2022

DSTR

Disaster; a sudden event, such as an accident or a natural catastrophe, that causes great damage or loss of life.

Oh my gosh did you listen to Conan Gray’s new song ‘DSTR’? It’s so good!

by jiminxfloor June 25, 2022