When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024
Get the Dominant Shit mug.V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.
Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.
See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.
Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.
See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.
Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.
by Gee Twat December 30, 2009
Get the Jerking off with the non-dominant hand mug.One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.
1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
by Nopnop August 14, 2021
Get the Looking Dominant and Fertile mug.by vetoz July 10, 2005
Get the ultra dominant mug.A Gay male who is bottom but also enjoys being dominant with guys in relation to bondage and likes to tie guys up and use them with toys before they get fucked.
Usually prefers giving blowjobsnot receiving them acting like the normal bottom guy unless it’s bondage or toys related.
Typically taken advantage of by straight men.
Usually prefers giving blowjobsnot receiving them acting like the normal bottom guy unless it’s bondage or toys related.
Typically taken advantage of by straight men.
I topped a guy the other night but before he would allow me I had to be tied up and have toys used on me first.
He doesn’t like getting blowjobs he’s a bottom but he loves being dominant with bondage and toys.
He’s a submissive dominant he likes being bottom but with bondage and toys he likes using guys.
He doesn’t like getting blowjobs he’s a bottom but he loves being dominant with bondage and toys.
He’s a submissive dominant he likes being bottom but with bondage and toys he likes using guys.
by Submissive Dominant Gay Guy August 13, 2018
Get the Submissive Dominant mug.A Female Dominant Guy Lover (or FDGL for short) is a girl in a straight relationship who likes to be dominated by her guy especially when it comes to the bedroom. FDGLs don’t like the idea of themselves being on top due to reasons such as them not liking the idea of being on top or believing that it isn’t for them. This doesn’t make a girl any less of a woman if she doesn’t want to be on top in bed as these girls are just a valid as everyone else. Everyone has their preferences.
Kat: To be honest Grace, I’m a Female Dominant Guy Lover.
Grace: That’s great Kat. To each their own!
Grace: That’s great Kat. To each their own!
by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020
Get the Female Dominant Guy Lover mug.GIVEN ANY TWO WORD PHRASEOLGY COMBINATION second always DOMINANT turns out to be the most powerful SUBSTANTIVE in our LIVES.
It just goes to show as a person you get along best with BABIES, CHILDEN, TWEENS, TEENS, AND VERY YOUNG ADULTS BUTT not only that you would love to have SEX WITH THEM.
A SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL , A SHITEATER , A PISS DRINKER, EAT VOMIT , SMEAR SHIT NAKED , A POO POO PANTS POOPER, HAVE SEX WITH A BICYCLE . BIQUEER PEDOPHILE BOY!!!!
THEY PUT underage PEOPLE on the highest PEDESTAL and even value them more than their parents or guardians.
It just goes to show as a person you get along best with BABIES, CHILDEN, TWEENS, TEENS, AND VERY YOUNG ADULTS BUTT not only that you would love to have SEX WITH THEM.
A SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL , A SHITEATER , A PISS DRINKER, EAT VOMIT , SMEAR SHIT NAKED , A POO POO PANTS POOPER, HAVE SEX WITH A BICYCLE . BIQUEER PEDOPHILE BOY!!!!
THEY PUT underage PEOPLE on the highest PEDESTAL and even value them more than their parents or guardians.
I do have to admit quite openly the doctors and other professionals measured me as a child at age 6 and my parents were told , not only would I be a H0M0SEXUAL but he turn out as a PED0PHILE so because if this PEDOPHILE DOMINANT the AIR FORCE AND NAVY at the SOUTH PHILADELPHIA NAVY YARD AND FORT DIX AS WELL AS MAGUIRE AIR FORCE BASE as since CONSTANCE FUSCO AND ALAN N FUSCO had marital problems they decided to increase the stakes by letting me in my PUBERTY perform PEDOPJILE SEX ACTS I their BABIES AND LITTLE CHILDREN fwho were BOYS for awhile AT EDGEWATER PARK NEW JERSEY and LEVITTOWN PENNSYLVANIA where they said he really is ENJOYING HIMSELF and that proves we have a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and he LOVES SHIT TOO. ( AT AGE 11 WE WANTED HIM DEAD in BEACH HAVEN BUTT we decided since he survived. TRAUMATIZED that we let him be who HE WOULD TURN OUT TO BE and later he truly showed every BABY AND LITTLE CHILD BOY OR GIRL and others he was SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO.
ALAN I WALDMAN had a problematic birth I that he was born a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE and yes PEDOPHILE DOMINANT they now know is in the GENES.
Unfortunately families and others of underage especially better watch out for PEDOPHILE DOMINANT people and if they don't treat their OFFSPING WELL, well you know, you will become very JEALOUS AND HOSTILE towards the competitive PEDOPHILE DOMINANT people because they know how to treat them 369 degrees in happier ways than you can ever or want to IMAGINE.
ALAN I WALDMAN had a problematic birth I that he was born a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE and yes PEDOPHILE DOMINANT they now know is in the GENES.
Unfortunately families and others of underage especially better watch out for PEDOPHILE DOMINANT people and if they don't treat their OFFSPING WELL, well you know, you will become very JEALOUS AND HOSTILE towards the competitive PEDOPHILE DOMINANT people because they know how to treat them 369 degrees in happier ways than you can ever or want to IMAGINE.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 27, 2022
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