dilbrater

A combination between a dildo and a vibrater.

"You can have my old vibrater because with my dilbrater it feels a million times better."

by jgar6 September 30, 2008

Dilbow

A dilbow is crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.

My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.

by vagasshole August 4, 2011

dilback

The region betwixt one's scrotum and anus that prevents one from defecating on one's testicles.

Name for someone who you really really despise

Man my dilback is itching, it might could use a little gold-bond.

That guy likes to front like he's a pimp but hes really just a dilback.

by Rem March 29, 2005

dilby

to DILBY means to insult someone extreamly badly.

you Fucking Dilby, You big dilby

by northey January 4, 2007

Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.

developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."

by gotChaos? September 26, 2010

dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."

by Tony Burwinkel July 30, 2008

dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... March 7, 2008