DickWeed 

When you put weed on your dick, and smoke it through the hole

Hey Man, did you use that dickweed last night?

DickWeed by DickWeedMaster6969 March 6, 2017

Dickweed 

When you try to roll a blunt naked, and drop your weed in your pubes and you pick it out and smoke it anyway

Damn bro guess were gunna smoke some dickweed

Dickweed by Greensandcotton January 29, 2017

Dickweed 

A useless life form that sits on it's ass all day a causes other people problems.

1) "Drive on the right side of the road, dickweed!"
2) "There's my dickweed neighbor wearing a bathrobe and sandles again."

Dickweed by Daddy Stalin January 18, 2018

Dickweed 

Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.

Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed

Dickweed by Qaylord July 25, 2018

Dickweed 

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.

"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"

Dickweed by feminism101 December 9, 2018

Dickweed 

The six grade teacher mr Cary the most obnoxious human being in the whole entire fucking word

Or if you chop a dick off then stuff it with weed and smoke it

Pass the dickweed

Dickweed by Dick inthusiest December 14, 2018

Dickweed 

The action of Cumming on a pack bowl of weed and smoking it.

"Hey dickweeding is so tasty!"

Dickweed by Thetank662 May 18, 2019